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Thursday, July 12, 2012

Sex Is The New Weight Loss Drug


Pauline Potter became the world's heaviest living woman last year, weighing in at a whopping 643 pounds. Now, Potter has her sights set on losing weight, and she's turned to marathon sex sessions to help shed the pounds.
In an interview with the UK's Closermagazine, Potter described how her reignited sex life with ex-husband Alex has helped her lose 98 pounds.
“I can’t move much in bed, but I burn 500 calories a session –- it’s great exercise just jiggling around," Potter told Closer. Potter, who had been consuming 10,000 calories a day, hopes to reach her goal weight of 532 pounds with the help of Alex. The two have sex up to seven times each day.
She makes sure to have some fun, too.
“We love foreplay and massages and, as well as full sex, I pleasure Alex, too," she told the magazine. "My bed is strengthened and, although I can’t buy sexy lingerie, I drape a nice sheet over me.”
After meeting online in 2002, the couple married in 2005 and, when Potter failed to bond with Alex's son, the two split up three years later. The break-up triggered Potter'sweight gain. She began consuming copious amounts of high-calorie foods and packed on the pounds.
With all the extra weight on her, Potter became depressed. She contacted the Guinness Book of World Records in hopes that winning the title of "World's Heaviest Woman" would shame her into losing weight.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Cop Breaks Into House To Do His Dirty Laundry


Dirty clothes have a Pittsburgh-area police officer in hot water.
Rankin police Officer Jason Rocco is charged with trespassing and criminal mischief for allegedly breaking into a neighbor's home to wash his clothes.
Rocco was arraigned Saturday and released on his own recognizance.
Avalon police who questioned Rocco say he told investigators the home's back door was already broken and he "just had to do some laundry."

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Woman Adds Her Own Menstrual Blood In Boss's Coffee.



This is not the best part of waking up.
The Straits Times, an English-language newspaper in Singapore, is reporting that a 24-year-old maid there has been charged with putting her menstrual blood in her boss's coffee.
The crime reportedly took place last August at his apartment in Choa Chu Kang, a town in west Singapore, according to Channel News Asia, an English language news outlet based in Singapore.
The maid, who goes by the name Jumiah, had been an employee of the 38-year-old man for approximately one year, Asia One reports.

While it may seem off-putting to many, the use of menstrual blood is common in folk magic in some cultures, according to Catherine Yronwode, co-owner of Lucky Mojo Curio Company and the author of "Hoodoo Herb and Root Magic: A Materia Magica of African-American Conjure."
Yronwode said that the practice is found in the folklore of many Mediterranean and Middle Eastern cultures.
An online forum on Lucky Mojo called "Menstrual Blood Questions and Answers" has nearly 500 posts, many of them discussing how to use menstrual blood in food and drink.
"It can be used to seduce and enforce fidelity," she told The Huffington Post by phone. "It's not exactly a coercive spell. This is kind of like pheromones."
Menstrual Blood Coffee

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

10-Year-Old Boy Makes Too Much Noise In Movies, Gets Punch By Grown Man



 A Washington state man fed up with a group of noisy moviegoers behind him stepped over the seat and punched a 10-year-old boy in the face.
The man, who told police he thought the person he hit was a grown man, was watching "Titanic" in 3-D with his girlfriend and had asked the people sitting behind to quiet down and stop throwing popcorn, but they laughed at him, he said.
"I got so mad that it just happened," Yong Hyun Kim, 21, told police who arrested him the night of April 11 at the AMC Kent Station 14, in Kent, a south Seattle suburb.
The 10-year-old lost a tooth and had a bloody nose in the confrontation.
Kim spent a night in the Kent city jail and appeared April 12 in King County District Court and was released, said county prosecutor's spokesman Dan Donohoe.
Kim was charged May 16 with second-degree assault. If convicted, he could be sentenced to three to nine months in jail, Donohoe said Tuesday.

Mother Let 2-Year-Old Son Sleep Naked In Trash



A South Carolina woman was arrested for child neglect last week after Spartanburg County Sheriff's deputies discovered her naked 2-year-old son asleep in a pile of trash on the floor of her car, WYFF-TV reports.
The woman, 36-year-old Shana Bishop, pulled into a stranger's driveway and began dancing around. A witnesses said that a cup holder from the car was stuck in Bishop's hair.
A resident called authorities, who questioned Bishop. A Spartanburg Country Sheriff's deputy said that the woman thought she was at her mother-in-law's house, appeared to be under the influence of narcotics and admitted to prior use of methamphetamine.
Deputies found Bishop's child sleeping on the trash-covered floorboard of the woman's 1996 Cadillac DeVille, according to Go Upstate.
Bishop was arrested and charged with child neglect, according to court records.
The toddler, whom deputies said had welts and bruises on his legs, was taken to a regional hospital, then released into the custody of Bishop's parents.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

McDonald Has Added A New Favor To Breakfast


Reddit user LinkBoyJT posted an image Wednesday that might make your skin crawl. After ordering a McDonald's hash brown and eating most of it, the user was startled to find what appeared to be a deep-fried insect stuck to the bottom half.
The text accompanying the image -- which is pretty gross, by the way -- reads "I was eating a hash brown from McDonald's on the way home when I felt something on the bottom... "
The user doesn't disclose what type of insect it is, but it appears to be some sort of cockroach or moth. Late Wednesday night, the user posted an update:
I took the thing and showed it to the manager and she marked my receipt so I could get the same meal for free the next time I come in for breakfast. She didn't really seem all that concerned.
Mcdonalds Insect


Sourcehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/cockroach-mcdonalds-hash-browns_n_1520862.html?ir=Weird+News&ref=topbar

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

800 Pound Bride Takes A Whole Lot Of Love To A New Meaning


Most brides have specific ideas about their wedding dress, such as style, fabric and design, but bride-to-be Susanne Eman was also particular about another facet: color.
"I like an off-whitish, not completely white. Because if I wear completely white, I guarantee I'm going to spill something on it," Eman told Inside Edition.
That could happen to any bride, but, to be fair, the odds of making a mess on a wedding gown increase exponentially when you're 800 pounds like Eman, whose average caloric intake is 30,000 calories a day.
Eman is currently on a quest to become the fattest woman ever, beating the 1200 pound mark once held by Rosalie Bradford, who died in 2006, but what good is a goal if you don't have someone to share it with?
Luckily, Eman found love recently with Parker Clack, a 35-year-old chef she met on the Internet, and she is having fun getting ready for the big day.
Susanne Eman Bride

Monday, May 7, 2012

Former Deputy Didn't Like Breast On His Head From Former Boss Lady


A Galveston County, Texas Constable is accused by a former employee of wildly inappropriate and crude acts including what one publication describes as "forced motorboating."
It's part of a sexual harassment lawsuit filed earlier this month against Pam Matranga by former deputy James Gist,the Houston Press reported.
Matranga walked up behind Gist, pulled her blouse over his head and pressed "her breasts against the head of Plaintiff," according to the lawsuit, in one of several graphic encounters that she allegedly instigated last year.
On another occasion, the suit claims Matranga, "began joking with plaintiff about attending 'chunky chick night' at strip clubs in the area where [she] would have the opportunity to perform. Defendant Matranga proceeded to lift one leg over the arm of plaintiff's chair and began making gyrating motions with her hips, while placing her hands at the top of plaintiff's chair, mimicking how a topless dancer would perform a lap dance at a strip club."
She also allegedly put a pack of cigarettes between her legs and told Gist, "Oh! I have the box right here in my box."

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Woman Finds New Way To Get High, Cocaine In Tampons.


Cindy Davidson is good at sniffing out bargains, so when the Salt Lake City momsaw tampons on sale last Saturday, she didn't exactly turn up her nose at a good deal.
However, inside the box, along with the tampons and the applicator was something extra: Cocaine.
"It didn't look like it was tampered at all," she told KTVX-TV. "There was cellophanefilled with white powder."
The powdery substance was rolled up in thick cellophane and taped shut inside the cardboard applicator.
"It was wrapped so tight she spent five minutes trying to open it and still couldn't,"Davidson, 39, told KSL-TV.
The box of Boots tampons -- a British brand -- was supposed to contain 16 tampons. She noticed, however, some inconsistencies in they way they were packed. When she found the suspicious little package inside, her heart began to race -- and it certainly wasn't the euphoria coke users experience.
"I started getting nervous because I thought it might have been a terrorist attack," she told KSL-TV. "I called my sister first and said I was going to call the manufacturer the next day and she told me to call the police."

Thursday, May 3, 2012

A Website To End All One Nights Stands, Sex Men And Women In Prison.


The 6ft tall Christian does not reveal what she's behind bars for, but adds: “Must be willing to commit eventually. I promise you won’t be disappointed. Postage is hard to come by in prison, if possible send stamps.”
In second place is Maeghan Rice, who reveals she is serving time for second-degree murder.
She explains: "I got involved with the wrong guy at a young age and I am paying the price, now I want to find the right guy."
Renee and Maeghan's profiles feature on meet-an-inmate.com, where you can browse the profiles of hundreds of women (and men) all yearning to hear from you.
The website does include a disclaimer, but adds: “Even though these men and women are in prison, it doesn't mean that they are bad individuals. The majority of these inmates are fun, loving, clever, reliable, sexy and very passionate.
“It can be a lot of fun communicating with these inmates. They enjoy sports, music, arts, etc. just as you do. However, they are convicted felons and caution should be used.”
While the profiles featured do not include details of criminal convictions, that information can be found at Free Inmate Locator.
Arlen Bischke, who set up the site in 1988, does not recommend using the site to land a serious relationship.
In the FAQ section of the site, he admits: "The odds of everything working out are slim. There are just too many obstacles. I recommend the site for a friend/pen pal basis. It can be a lot of fun writing an inmate. I recommend not to send money to inmates.
"These men and women are inmates and are usually in prison for good reason. This is meet-an-inmate.com, not meet-a-girl-scout.com!"
The Hottest Women Currently in PrisonIsaac Young

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Left Bare Mouth After Break Up


Breaking up is never easy -- having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse.
A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said.
Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex -- 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak -- for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail.
So Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office.
"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"
Olszewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth. But he said Mackowiak assured him that he'd be fine once the numbness wore off, NDTV reported.
"I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said.

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Cheez-Its Becoming A Poplar Weapon In Florida.


A cheez-it cracker attack sent a Palm Bay, Fla. woman to the hospital after she had the gall to go to an Earth Day concert, police said.

WKMG reports that Andy Gatz confronted his wife about going to the concert and then threw a box of Cheez-Its at her, according to police.

“A small square cracker apparently went into her right eye and caused her injury,” Yvonne Martinez, spokeswoman for the Palm Bay Police Department, told Florida Today.

The woman was treated at a local hospital's emergency room, Florida Today reports.

This story isn't the only time Cheez-Its have been implicated in a Florida crime.

Last year, News4 JAX reported on the Cheez-Itz burglar, who paused for a photo with a box of the popular snack crackers while he was breaking into someone's home.




Source http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/20/andy-gatz-cheez-it_n_1441313.html?ref=topbar

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Woman Name Fellony Catches A Felony For Bar Fight.


Sadly, this child really did live up to her mother's expectations.

A suspect named Fellony was arrested and charged with felony battery on Sunday after a wild bar attack left a woman with cuts and bruises.

Fellony Silas, 30, allegedly smashed a glass on a woman's forehead inside an Indiana bar, the Smoking Gun reported.

The 24-year-old victim told cops that she had bumped into Silas while the two were dancing, the Indiana Daily Student reported. The two started arguing, and that's when the alleged felonious attack began.
The whole thing wreaked of Fellony, cops said.

Silas was collared and taken to jail, while the bloodied victim went to the hospital.

Unfortunately for Silas, she'll always have a Fellony on her record -- whether or not she's convicted of a crime


Fellonysilas
Fellony Silas was slapped with felony battery charges after she allegedly attacked a woman in an Indiana bar.



Source http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/16/fellony-silas-felony-battery-indiana_n_1429077.html?ref=dumb-criminals

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Woman Kidnap Man For Sex


We've all been there.
Agence France-Presse reports that a German man in Munich allegedly had to flee to the police after a woman demanded too much sex.
After several amicably agreed upon rolls in the hay, the man reportedly tried to leave the woman's apartment. But she wouldn't let him exit and instead allegedly insisted on more sex. That's when the man ran to the cops for help, according to authorities.
Perhaps the woman in question was unaware of a study reported on by Forbes that found that, while women can, for the most part, never have too much sex, men can.
Penile tissues, if given too roistering or prolonged a pummeling, can sustain damage. In cases you'd just as soon not hear about, permanent damage.
And the German man might not be alone in his desire for a bit less sex.
Reuters reported on a study that found 12 percent of men aged 16-24 wanted sex less often. It's not a perfect comparison though, since the German man was 43.
Man Flees After Too Much Sex

Friday, April 13, 2012

Woman Does Take "No" For An Answer.


It was an extreme case of sexual frustration.

Inez Nunez, 18, was arrested on Tuesday for allegedly punching her boyfriend in the face because he wouldn't have sex with her, NBC Miami reported.

On Tuesday, cops were called to her home in Coral Springs, Fla., for a domestic disturbance between Nunez and her live-in boyfriend. The man said that the two had been arguing, and Nunez socked him because he called her ugly and wouldn't sleep with her, according to WPTV.

The victim's father said he heard the tussle, which allegedly continued as Nunez slapped him while he was on the ground.

Nunez reportedly argued that her boyfriend had also slapped and choked her. Cops deemed her story to be inconsistent, saying in a report that the story changed several times.

Nunez was arrested and jailed on a $2,500 bond.


Ineznunez
Inez Nunez allegedly socked her boyfriend in the face because he wouldn't sleep with her.



source http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/05/inez-nunez-punched-boyfriend-for-no-sex-florida_n_1406665.html?ref=dumb-criminals

Friday, January 27, 2012

Pastor Forgets To "Love Thy Neighbor" Cat.


"Love thy neighbor" is a lesson that goes back to Leviticus, but Texas police say one pastor forgot the Golden Rule, or at least doesn't think it applies to your neighbor's cat.

Bastrop Christian Church Pastor Rick Bartlett, whose sermons promise "deliverance and renewal from wrongs suffered and caused" in life, allegedly left his neighbor's 12-year-old cat Moody in a cage in the back of his truck for three days, then chucked the pussy off a bridge where it fell 50 feet to its death on Jan. 15, according to KEYE TV.
Bartlett allegedly told animal control officers that he thought Moody was one of many stray cats afflicting his yard. He claims he captured it and put it in a cage in the back of his truck. He told officers that he forgot about the cat for three days before bringing it to police, though he denies deliberately neglecting the kitty, the site reported.





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